random writing

I am cleaning my room and I found this random thing I wrote. I have no idea how old it is but it amuses me so badly.

I woke up one morning with hair like a mountain.

I started screaming and my mom said "Hey, stop your shoutin'"

I tried to fix it up with soap,

but that didn't work so I tried to cope.

I tried to iron it flat.

I tried a hat.

I tried to chop it all off.

It didn't move one bit.

My hair just wanted to sit.

I had a fit.

I went to the doctor but he couldn't find anything wrong.

He said it was normal for my hair to be abnormal.

He said I should go see the Prince of Ali.

I did and now I'm here wondering why I was cursed cleaning toilets with nothing but my hair.

I'm now in a state of doubt and my mom keeps asking me why I didn't just get detangler and brush the mountain out.

I think I should write books for small children.